Because you want to be famous? ****X****
Because you want money? ****X****
Because you want everyone to know how smart you are? ****X****
Because you want people to think you are mysterious? ****X****
Because the ghost of PKD has possessed your fingers and is forcing you to scrawl dozens of pages of deep, yet clearly insane ramblings in your crumpled, sweat stained journal every night? ****√****