counting crows

this short story of mine was accepted to a small literary magazine around 2 years ago, but that magazine went dark before it was ever published. how sad. but now it gets another chance to see the light of day. oh boy how exciting. read it here. or don't. see if i care. (i do …

we all wear masks, literally speaking

i think it's time to buy a balaclava. cameras are everywhere, we already know this. after the recent Ring doorbell controversy (get rid of yours if you have one) we now know that those in power will use our cameras to watch us, regardless of what we have to say about it. we know that …

you’re working just as hard for less money than ever

unless you've had a 25% pay increase since 2020, you've had a pay cut. if you were making $20 an hour in 2020, for example, then unless you are now making $25 an hour or more, you've had a pay cut. any job that doesnt give you a raise every year is actually giving you …

impeachment

doesnt do anything. trump was impeached twice, nothing happened and no one cares the democrats trying to impeach are like dwight schrute handing out demerits it's like citing someone for disturbing the peace as they fire a machinegun into the side of your house it's like fining someone for littering as they dump raw sewage …

wake up, you’re a slave

you've been lied to your whole life, my friend. a simple lie that we all take for granted as truth: 'work hard and you'll get ahead.' the sad reality is even simpler, and all encompassing: 'work hard, or you will be punished.' i like to ask the question: 'if you wanted to stop working, could …