i got yanked out of 13 billion years of oblivion for THIS?

life is a strange and rare and beautiful thing for those of us who get to experience it. unfortunately most of us live as slaves so a few dozen people can live like kings. i am so excited to spend my one precious life working 40 hours a week so that i'll be allowed to …

counting crows

this short story of mine was accepted to a small literary magazine around 2 years ago, but that magazine went dark before it was ever published. how sad. but now it gets another chance to see the light of day. oh boy how exciting. read it here. or don't. see if i care. (i do …

we all wear masks, literally speaking

i think it's time to buy a balaclava. cameras are everywhere, we already know this. after the recent Ring doorbell controversy (get rid of yours if you have one) we now know that those in power will use our cameras to watch us, regardless of what we have to say about it. we know that …

you’re working just as hard for less money than ever

unless you've had a 25% pay increase since 2020, you've had a pay cut. if you were making $20 an hour in 2020, for example, then unless you are now making $25 an hour or more, you've had a pay cut. any job that doesnt give you a raise every year is actually giving you …

impeachment

doesnt do anything. trump was impeached twice, nothing happened and no one cares the democrats trying to impeach are like dwight schrute handing out demerits it's like citing someone for disturbing the peace as they fire a machinegun into the side of your house it's like fining someone for littering as they dump raw sewage …