one weird trick to get away with any crime

me, having robbed one million dollars from the bank: 'The bank stole a million dollars from me! they're framing me by accusing me of what they did! it's my money, I was trying to deposit it! a million dumbasses who think 'the truth is always in the middle' flying to my rescue: 'these are both …

rare bespoke text 100% human-written wow

Have you ever been in a Home Goods, Hobby Lobby, or other such store where the walls are lined with mass-produced ‘art’ designed by committee and spat out of a factory, and have you ever been to a real art gallery full of unique works made by individual minds, and which do you prefer? Human …

it’s all fake

how many hours per week do you scroll through instagram or your social media swiper of choice watching beautiful people shake or flex their bodies for you or throw amazing basketball shots or do backflips off cliffs, and how many times do you pause and think is that real? - the number of times for …

nearing 600

in mid 2019 i posted about how i'd read only 400 books in my lifetime, according to what i have been able to remember and track on goodreads. at some time this year that number will reach 600. +200 books in six years is, at first gut reaction, terrible. but really that is more than …

books

i've been reading them. i have not updated my list of books here in a long time. i have not written about a book in a long time. but i have read them, 40 last year. the most interesting and exciting and new of them all were probably the ones by juan emar. i say …